John Rambles Incoherently

I've never heard of Comet Pizza until this big scandal-in-the-making surfaced, but I can see what people mean when they say "Hey this place is kinda suspicious". "Now John" says the hypotheticial person saying this "These people are just paranoid nutjobs who live in their basements with their mother", First off hypothetical person I respect your opinion and secondly I see where you come from. Hell, I thought this was the side of the Right I usally stray from (EX: The NWO Types) but after hearing about the posts on the Comet Pizza Vine account, this theory went from Bullshite to Plausible to an instant in my mind. I mean seriously, besides an expecting mother, who would post toddler and baby images on their Vine, its sets off a red flag that these people may have some kind of Pedo-Ring going on. Now I don't think it stretches as far as some people claim but I think there is something worth investigating. So yes, there is SOMETHING weird happening at Comet Pizza, most likely concerning childern, but I still want to see more of what people can dig up before I jump on the train with the others completely.